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The thiumph of death (picture I took miself visiting the museum of Fine Art in Palermo) |
I want to be honest, this time I
chose a dramatic title just to take effect. Things are not yet that bad in Italy. Fortunately,
the coronavirus is not a universally deadly virus, like the black plague, but
they have in common the fact of being democratic and striking without
considering the victim's political and religious beliefs. In addition to the
Vatican, he also came to the Senate hall, for example, infecting more or less
well-known Italian politicians. Like Nicola Zingaretti, secretary of the Democratic
Party, and a policeman from the escort of Matteo Salvini, secretary of the
Northern League.
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Matteo Salvini excaping from a pork that he thinks has the coronavirus (lettera43) |
There is
very little to laugh about, unfortunately, thinking that the virus has been
contracted by many nurses and that some have been hospitalized. Little to laugh
about the fact that the cases have increased ten times in Germany in a week.
Little to laugh about the thousands of people in cruise ships with holiday
dreams gone up in smoke.
Meanwhile,
the virus is advancing in Italy and with it the red zone that is extending from
the Milan area to Emilia Romagna. There is nothing to do, we are surrounded,
and we can do nothing but decrease social relationships. In short, these are
ideal times for the asocial, misanthropic and socio-phobic.
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A sociophobic celebrating these times (freepik) |
Italians,
stay at home. If you don't know how to spend the time, I give you some advice
to kill the hours before the disease kills you. In fact, I promise that the
advice of the next few days will focus on how to spend the forced imprisonment.
Here is,
for example, a series of films whose viewing is highly recommended:
- All
Disney cartoons (except Hercules,
where the figure of Hades, God of death, is too present. Let's avoid it);
- All the
good / optimistic films, taken from the good / optimistic books (Little Women, The Little Prince etc.);
- All
Christmas movies (The Little Lord, Looks who is talking, Miracle on 34th Street etc.);
- Movies
that deal with the theme of death, but in a fun way (Beetlejuice, Death becomes her, the Addams family etc.).
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Angelica Houston as Morticia Addams, a new point of reference for every woman these times (Pinterest) |
- All
movies with Jennifer Aniston (movies whose stupidity is capable of emptying anyone's brain).
Avoid like
the plague (precisely) the following one:
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Catastrophic films (Outbrake, Blindness,
Vulcan, Tremors etc.);
- Action
movies (excite too much);
- Erotic
movies (that make you come up with strange ideas right now that you have to
keep the distance from your partner).
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Hard times for extreme sex (Donnamoderna) |
Of course,
family life can also be affected by forced enclosure. For example, my husband
and I, after a few days spent twenty-four hours together with our daughter, if
we survive we will most likely divorce. Let's also look at the positive sides. The
newlyweds, or the older couples whose children have now left the nest, if they have already passed the maximum distance of one meter, could
feed or rediscover the passion. Who knows.
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An old couple stuck at home rediscovering the lost passion (Donnamoderna) |
Meanwhile,
tomorrow is women's day and Italian women will not celebrate in a pizzeria or
looking at male striptease as usual. It doesn’t matter, the hangouts between
women in a pizzeria are often snake nests and the male striptease of a
disarming sadness.
And it is
to be expected that the masses will also be deserted. Even the pope can do
nothing but bend to the power of the virus and say the Angelus in live
streaming. Come on Francesco, even if you don't let the faithful see you in the
body, we trust in the power of prayer spread in the ether. And in any case, you
are the only one left to whom we can afford. Amen.
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Pope Francis fighting the virus with his optimism (of course, he is negative to the swab) (laprovinciacr) |
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